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Miss Sascha Dua
2018-07-04
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Written by a carer
Written by a carer 4th July 2018
A double mastectomy
To match my vasectomy!
Her cutting skills we recommend
without them it might be the end
But suggesting prunes after anaesthetic
Wasn’t her recommendation quite pathetic?
Results however were dramatic!
Of my wife, she had great expectation
Despite a future which lacked lactation
Of me, however, she even asked if I could text
The very question made me vext
I pressed the ‘send’ transmitting readings
And in response to constant pleadings
Have penned a poem: she sure can sew’em.
Thanks Sacha. Bernard and Sylvia